Category: British Humour
Time to Replace the Chapel window?
Probably seemed like a good design at the time . . . .
Amazon.co.uk: Customer Reviews: Bic Crystal Ballpoint Pen, Medium Point, Black
This is an absolute classic! Apparently genuine reviews posted on Amazon. Click the link to visit the Amazon page for a real hoot The most helpful critical review 2,048 of 2,065 people found the following review helpful: Very good if you need to write on paper Since taking delivery of my pen I have…
The jaded Buddha
“It’s all very well being enlightened, but what I really wanted was a sports car.” Ross Noble
The British weather renamed
In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness: It was announced today that the local climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as .”British Weather.’ Rather than offend a sizable portion of the population, it will now be referred to as ‘Muslim Weather.’ In other…
Dirty humour….
Spotted scrawled across the back of a grubby van on the M40 – “Cleaned by the NHS”.
Only in Britain…
At the height of the gale, the harbourmaster radioed a coastguard and asked him to estimate the wind speed. He replied he was sorry, but he didn’t have a gauge. However, if it was any help, the wind had just blown his Land Rover off the cliff.
Just the job….
A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Newcastle and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant.Interested he goes to learn more. “Can you give me some more details about this?” he asks the guy behind the desk.The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies, “Uh – yes here it is… OK,…
A heart-warming tale…
This is a quick story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers. It makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race. A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day Joe,…
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Twelve of the finest double-entendres ever aired on British TV & Radio. 1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator – “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!” 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator – “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.” 3. Ted Walsh –…
The Haiku of computers
For enraged computer users everywhere – help is at hand in the shape of these handy computer haiku for every eventuality. Sigh…breath deeply and count to 10 Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. – – – – – – – – – – – – –…
Oikaze - Tailwind 
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